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One of Uber’s latest and greatest features is the Blog Importer. You can now import your whole archive from Blogger or WordPress and it will appear in your Blog library in dated folders, according to when the posts were written on your old blog site. This means you can incorporate all of your previous posts into your upgraded Uber blog.
Here’s how to import your blog:
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It may take a little while for your old posts to show up in your library, but it’ll happen! Once we’re done importing your blog, all of your posts will appear in their dated folders in the left column of your library.
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Hi, how do i post a blog with a past date? i couldnt post last week and i would like that my post had last week date instead of today, is that possible? will it be possible in a future? or do i have to write it in wordpress with older date and then transfer it?
thanks
ps: english its not my first language, sorry, i hope you understand what i wrote
Hi Sofia-We currently don't have the option to post-date blogs, but this is something we will consider for the future! I haven't tried that option before, but it's definitely worth a try. Remember though, if you import your blog again, it will import all of your posts!
I finally understood what was wrong with mine : for blogger, it only works if you're uploading a blog that is archived in blogger, not on another ftp ! I had a blogger, but my posts were archived on my personal ftp. I transfered them to blogger, and then to uber : it only took a couple minutes ! Hope it will help you :)
Hey, once you have started the import process with your blog, there isn't a way to stop or pause it. If you want to delete certain posts, you can do this once it's finished importing by using the delete link next to the individual posts!
what is going to happen when i import my wordpress to uber? will I loose all the posts from my wordpress? I need to know please....and another thing....i´m from chile, and the ortography is very different of course, is there any way of including the ortographic symbols that I use? I don´t know if I made it clear, please answeeeeeeer. çthanx!
Hi! When you import your blog from WordPress, nothing will happen to your WordPress account-it will just copy all your old blogs into your Uber account. We currently don't support other language formats on the site, so I would recommend typing your text in another program and then pasting it onto the site and see if that works for you. This is something we may offer down the line though!
when the little window comes up that says your request is being processed, and the blogs will show up when its done, do i press okay? or leave it and let it do its thing?
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