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e{Ng] & eb_ aiNT dih samE . ! nE v(A)R wuz . .&, neee tha whUZ duH mo_ney( shj)
= YHEW, DOAn THEink QuUE $ AINT . G/Un LEd MeE! COM HeE(RR)& . <- SAE WOD.D (d) I kAEM Hee(D)oh SAE (ii).. godt allL lees nags twiisteD &, caLm_- bowtd whoO Cah boW 2 yhew<- & yhew, G9Ov _- _ cuz yhe`w<- godt! mo-ney$___ lie & sae ISs (G)od.na!0 lie & sae izz Dih god(t)oo.. lie lil won & sae Iss diH god-|-.godt.g(oD) & )K) N.OtD .D_- pe-pol-_ det goDt choo wod jOo ghot .. &, doiN niH nga$s _______ diH weh deT joo stL wu an! doo whuuss xuz dey mouff doaN matcH dey P.EN yhed__ &.. [yew, woN_-ho>pe iTTd doaN-|- PreYiNn owNa nga sOl a`me(R)cUh_- wiN doe payne . &wiNn dough paye N falLen nga$s $taLkInN_ amRicaNNs heLP$ eij. juther<-..> ghett each uther &, meK _- son/ su(N).. of a ( g/UN_____ _ - qUie-|-_D shj
F( deay> eN_ g(o) V_ _ __ lhed_- jooh {hahahHA!__ = DeWw deay sTL theINK det A> nHiGga STL stOopHid liekg jiM & lYnCH n_M sae. = FINE! dow-|-___ wiie! yher, pe-pOL_L & (o) s~O-N... $ ain EINn sTr0-$tED ein yher, R)aP (K) N.o $ MO____ nagaa (sh)j_ o.o akG liekG dae y doaN paey aTt:______-
|= yew< stooPihD. deiN HED DA__ bay (B) whit $ s m>O holsinN (KN)it td . wuNt spOe$ .2 bbEEE! DARE! = Bee! ha!paye .. det /deHT jooo. me Dit nga * . cuz (i)e:ye wunt owNna scene [ wod jOo stL wuan! dooo]?__- w'hOop! Mye ` aiS-
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&, therS`iz $ NO sto`re Line __ -_ einNstRuKTiNN a M-F__ { daER! IZ JuRs wry 10 deht ngas$ wont =#$%^& & sh_
{per$sonaLly ) ie:ye doaN liekG godts. bhooKg__-* { aLlit_ dUzzzz isZ . ngas$_4 wri_-te.NN ngas$ & nAgGaSz_____ & watDda neyGrOWSz woNt = ol eH dim lil hOlds thelL Mee! Toh! Mye! FACe dehT det. diT dey doaN undAr stAN .mmee! & (K) neeeS__$ ngas>> #$* {***A>__-o (d_m hOL_s4 tRyyna sae a Nga STL doaNn D-siRv_- $MO_- diNNa = (&,0 eN)faier shot_____> sha'ot_d . shat yhew, saeyEn det jooo doaN liekg mye<- sh_ tu E_- der ngas$Aaint spO$e 2. HeV-_ = =+ sh_- roUN NiSs mF_- .. cuxz shooO SUM!tHiN. aint pre eN)G)LI$h-fyied 4! dae LiL saw Re" aisSiSss > since 200(won) ie:ye diN toe ruN 4! eboniCLe__ pre$ident____ shOoluH MFR$S ownN nuh wri__ sh__ & ha! 2 NOd leD dem mfRS ghetT wey writ muRdER & neee"$S HOL S sTL doaN lIsseN lYsEN
y .= YhoL god diM d_m hoL$S spHOiL-Ed__ & allLlaye p(ROB)lee_ dr'e'am.. boWtd iz BN Nim !@#$^&* p E N__
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whit dey 1/2 edu(k)deD ais__s is = dey betDa paYe aTt-chinN 4 dey ghie dey lil ais hu'RT_
= mek - yhOR, mOuu! match cho p'E.N (imP___
Hold on -baby
hO-loan lIl-||| LiL baY_-(B__
deF FA_- ma(N) __ godt dih woeRDS wrO__ __ .nG theINKin d et jooo sPoE$ .2 sLeeepB! whIt diH samE s$eX__ cuxx, godt saed soE{ hahaha} = doaN bLeev.dim wiite. mfrs$__
(shj) nga cuz U > den BEIn GH!Ven__ NUh WRo WOERDs & sh___ 1/2 wY-
u, mite theiNK_ tO:________ beee!e! gae__.ghey ghay. ___ o__
b.LOw_ yhewR< breiNg. bre(i)G;NS sowt 4! D_
wiiii __ te` ma(N)) . w t.. weh___ cuz dey eN(G)LI$ toe joo wro___ __ na )! dhelaeN whIt jUR . fe_ LEN$___
iz suiH > pill cure.>> 2 chaiN.Ge yhr ho(R)moanS B. a C
det shedduH ne vA beiN F(o)keD whit einnuh 1(R)st.$-|- P,laCe...
buh diM mfRss$ g/UN paYe! .> gun .iz 2. dFeRNt thiNgS$
taek No`tE dov__ alLla yHor nga (shJ)
nga m(A) n
ha! yhew ais suH nyTHA nga MA. n doo yhew, wuna teKGuh showEr whit meee!< (ie:ye mEen yhew< -
= whit jUR worD twisteD ..
& def duh wors twiSteD soe!1 sO! iz shO___ s$Ex shOo alLy "t"
& cuZ shOOo $aint godt N. mo- ney & tiD_ov
bN bRO(K) e.. yhew, foece shO___ seLlv$ 2. (ii) duet whirt D'$s mF$ .
tiiedoV B*hitchS$ & tiedov.. diH wey D'$S mfrS meKinN yhew, fe-AL
= B*Ch. [doaN tho -up!] na!0<- cuz yhoL<- diNn g!aV-_
D's$ Mfrs diH w
ie: nee d JoO too gheTt own yher jHOb & trasLaTe! dis sh_- wri___te` & doaN p cuz now eiNn mye` boo(K) iom g/Unna . {i am goin_g }To:__BE__ dhealing whIt s$eX u aLL. sexual . is$u.es. issues__ & THa a MOun-|- afV/ov mo_ney taekInn in__ eiNn . mus.. $ noD (X)seeD uH pe(R)$oN.$ mYN_ persons. Mind . tuh! thelL yhewr, aisss jUrs woar to:___ gHoe whit ded OL shj.. da Oe. sh__ thaet old sh_- ThHAa (o)
Shhhhhhh. . . Mfrs guz
u< meD D'$s mFs theINK dey< whUsS gay_ & sh_-
noD n.O godt. god-|- mf_$ yhOl. lie N 2. 4! tha dolLa & jurs a. bULl 2 dheal witdet & aKg$ept sum (sh_
stL miSs$ taekinn lEE-- . bUTd Joo betDA MOoo_v > b*hITcH
doaN ghett sToPmEd
4.$ diM doLLas$ theINkinN yhew, bA(D) & shj__ 2.B theLleN foekgs$ shoo- cuh eZ)ilL taeK advange oV.
suHUTCH aiS 1/2 edu(K) _ _ ngas$
= wiii__ pe_pOL__ a D-fRen sto re_ iom tokIn-_
bowTd ngas & eb__ ? wt wEh e{NG} gLi$h__- & EBONIC.x
DOAn F(o)Kg - whit meee! & doaN plae whit mee!|1 2 [ie"ye said/______<] doaN F(o) K g - whit To:___dae<- & p,laye deht -det
(o) sh_- whit mee!
2.dae< cuz shoo< a Lie u, wont 2, einNsis
. det Ngas n_m,
B! ee! (ii).. doaN plae whit mee!
2. daey<- ie:ye am noD 9o) (o)
neVa whUz E{N}g.Li$sh >..> propRt _____________________ prop _
m!@#$%^*(F
i am noDa ma(N0 .
i w!lL nOD taekg yher ha!N D .. & leED JOoo ownN cuz sit -d fhEaL g`hood. wiN No_winN det Joo gOdT! /
1/2 yho! MeeeN En
D'$ aR_- bl ack me(n & adt N.O
t!me dooh yha! aiS$sis.. trEeE duM (L)ike.
liekg dey wite
hswit . whit > f9o)rM_
whit misstaekgs$ z/ whit f(o)Rm_-
[whit Miss taekg$s_ whit bUll det joo, sae shed dgHoewinN yhore, pac kidd / pockitd
cuz e'n"g & eb sound nuH samE . na!
F.> w eee hev 2. D. maN deht D$s ngas ghett daey hoL .. e N n noD 1/2 jU4Dis_-
soE -B_____ itTd-
iss sown yhew<-
& yhoR, Ol_- eViLL weyZ
bhc joo aR TEAKINN MEN DET SHEDDDNT BEE! YHORS . TAEKINN MO-NEY DEHT. shedd bee! 2.
u< mfrs$ he/lpB$ Teakinn shj . deht shed neVA.. BEE! YHer einn.
jurs cux yhew<- din sol duh lil co .(K)
mF{ gh`it Upb!}
b aC gUP ! bhackup .. ghett
OFF! mEEE!
{ie:ye > ytheiN. det eiNn yher richjazZ myn_-
det joo, b`LeeviN deht joo deht.. " {quote} nga$s Lov_-2. ghit owTdahh gHetoe__ soE deay
DEeW! en_tHinG $ ? dis $ /pa(y)PA .. paepih
[rer] .. d fRen sto ;RE:___
& godt iz . g/UN taeRer yHol, aisis$
UOp! 4. dis (sh__
buTtd joo, betDA ho/p e dhet (i) <- s. mo
doaN ghett tOh! Yhew<- 1(R)st___ whed deht BULLLr
&- dEF (i) . h`a!v HA!V)) beinN a lil imP_-
pause sir BuLL . TO:______
talkg (ii).. now & th'e'N... [ ]iOm. saw RE:]
is s cuhz shOo, wu na! rU_- yher, own world-_
& sae oops$ wien pe_pOLl ghetT F(o)keD dup! cuhsuh< yhewr, hE/LP$
b*hitches thelL yhew, won theing
ed ward f yhnew. gho 2 work & neEs$ sTL gaey mfRs ! teK yhew, 2 dih B!a c rm.. to gh!v_- yher aiss a pro_ motiN
dey Lie en__ bey B_ . Li(E) N.
mfRS$ wuna clu(R)..> daeY na/Me, & caent wheda nG
A__________________ . des wiie eboniCx &, toKin B Ac TO:_ Jim nem . einn co(u)RT ..& sh_)0 iLllegUL- .
yhew-m *& caen talkg B AC tO:__ dih kLAN_ wri__Te! (ii)
cuz shOo jurS DAhhh lIl nga>. yher, seLLV__$
do / Pe. $ @#$%^
..& yhew doaN hev D$ worDs yhet deht maThch chO pe n.. det frEe$S yhewm froon taekInN
eny MFR$S (sh)j oo - miTe` theINK gizz wry
wri___te`
= dih tRoof sha.LL $ sed-|- joO fReee________________________ heeRSuH line 4! yhew, N G. A................. .
iOm nOD g/un mis$s
naHn nhga dey sae. iz : mY N-
.. kOz iOm god(t)oo
510-000-000- caw mee!
I need jaH _ godt chur message. i was in traffic
To .to;daeyZ$ issu_
in the bk. iz gaye (v$) g'haey (mF) dey< li)eN
woerDSz$AN_ aLL$
Ie:ye seid-- tdays-is-s~u
..in the bK..iz
gaye (v$) g'haey (mF . & yhew, LI( eN_
god- lOv$suH b>laC m(A)N.. howEvA_ godt<- duZzenT__
& issSUH< toepic.. deht det dit
Needs$ 2.b adD:__re$Ed__ !@#^&mf
aloNG_ whitd DoL> luh RE$T. d.oV_ dis sh_ det jooO stLl wuna ! hev(0) wrO__- __ 4! ngas! .2
jUrS cuz suh . Mf_ gOdT1 $2__ yhore, aissis_- wuNt tUH taekg adv. ov/afV voom
mf$ D$z Zarr . deEs'sArR . mye! bla ckg me N det joo tolkInN tu E
& def dey, led jOo, stLl tolkg 2 emm-_ lekg DA__
diM dey ais iz coinFreWsEd allsoE2. & dis cuHd B.A pieceFOO__ sitJuweySHA_-
(F) U, led dit__deHT__ 2 .B , & iTtD cuhs STL BEE! fhixzEd.
kIds doaN NOe woD daeY, woNt ! dey jurS$ wonT . mo-ney$
= daey $aint eiNN nIS$4 _- like g mee! (o) w!UL ne Va BEEee! soe yheo
cuH thelL yhewr< PA(RR)ent$s dih rEeL .
(o) bEe! fake ! 2..
yor<- yhoR< yHoR, cHOIS$E . Butt $$ hum_-_ butT_ gh!tv chO
but, owtd myE! fACE . &, diH tErMiNOLO.g . shed ne Va bEe!
D)fRreNt LeS$ shOo leD iTTd<- iss s hO . po|Rnt.
(ii) taekg Li(fE0 en Yher own ha!ND$
boI doaN war bowTd whUss wro_ weit jooo
[jUrS fHixcsitD} . c,s (dolas &, c)EnTs || $_c
lines$on SUMTHIN! eLLs$
yhe`w<- neee
sta|n kinN aiSss h oLDs caen.
F(o)Kg whUt mee! E VA-__
.. soe doaN evEn try hOl
(ie:ye doaN kaeR Ha!0
muj mo-ney > yhew, godt__ frvoom mee1 ! 2. _____
(1!) yih ais stol_& stLl stE len-_ fvRoon nga$ mfs
2. tu E yhew, ha!paY whtddeht __________________________________X
3 > Yhew< seDDup!1- 2. stL theLL A ..... nga sum buLL/_
$ .sha.LL ie: ghoe o.w.N.$ on.. MfR$s ples$__
~ doaN mek mee!1 brK que
whud dEV_-(i) theINK . trinkeLLs$ dow(N0 To;___ mye ` ngas$
& neY cuh theINK tu E__(ii)
&, s$taR.d (tih)thell yoh! aisis whUT To:___dEwW (ii)
{yhew, janKeY. aisS mfr$s .
whit jUr sh- roUN nUh Glo(B)Eee1_!
Oe yheY b.Ac To:___dih g`haye iss$4U<-
Iss$$u<- issue__- &, e{n]GLi$h & EB__$ s'oun_ _ __ _ _ ___
NuH!
saE__
- - - - - - - - ..--.. ... --sampLe` To: deayZ<- issue/i$S$u'e.. In (my)bk. iz gaye (v$) g'haey (mF) En. dey< li)eN . eb&e{n}g.Li
evEry LiL bit. count$s$ .cuZ. KUx
sampLe` To: deayZ<- issue/i$S$u'e.. In (my)bk. iz gayE (v$) g'haey (mF) En. dey< li)eN . eb&e{n}g.Li
evEry LiL bit. count$s$ .cuZ. K/Ux (sh) j.oo doaN si`
(o) sey deT joo (C)
&, dEf FA__a mf tHelL yhe'w<- - n(GS) enthiNng
.& yhew< theINK gizz. god(t)___(o.o) fawtd!
& KN(otD jUR own<- 1/2. jUR$owN sowN __ (jURshahahHA! 1-2 .
aD.A.hhh nga$_ x-peNs__ ___ sTL_ b*hit`ches$
translatE:_________ tran$LA`-|-E
.. Dey. En wu na!
nga$ i(i).
baw doW(n To:___e MmM. cuz dey < endiNN meDda buncHa B$s__-
dey, eN diM mEdDa buncha BULL shj_j .oo seid whusS neee_ deD 4! tha. godt!
butd (i) per$oNaLly doaN neeD deht sh_
bUhtd -i'e:ye dOoO_ nee_ ngas $on.>
nuH wri___ _ trAK
FO(0k g meE!
F(o)Kg meE! UOP! wien (i)
.. ie: 1(R)st hu'rt. meE! tokin -2 to(K)iNG (ii) .
(Hum en{g[Li$H )&, ebo Nics soUn nuH ! samE- lEsS Se...A _ to:(K)_iNn_ tal'king
toKinn thalkinn . [ ]chaLKinN sh_- up^ op!
-tah! nga sae F(O)kg DA_ F(o)K. g. DA_
nags ae lES doo SUM!THINn eLLls 4
leEs (ja)K) &, mekg gol lem NHgas whOo sae daey
god(t)oo...
brekg dey aR,rithMA-tic_- (L)anG.& wordsz.__$..4 ___g`hood/guh & si`e d is sh_- wri__te_ _ na!0
cuz Ngas caen beeE1! diss stooPihD& gae 4! nuTN..
suM body )K) N.O SUM!THIn ROUN NI$SS mf_
NGA$ SHAwLl READY Dih bu$s shaWLL/ aisSis
uop^! owtda ja!L_
4! Bn<- baMm boOzLeD__ (*2 dis daey). eN thu(&,) t-|-HU DAHhh yherz. bie D'$s< ot(her) mfRs$HA_
dey lI eD & toe jOo det itT whuzsuH !god(t)oo To:_____________
e{ n] g __ &, Eb-_ (soUN nuH! samE) wullit dEw (F) ueIn ni$Ss sh_- det joo, meN meid - m(E)n maDE<- <- He'(LL) do0 whuT na!0
_______ thelLL mee!
* MR$ pReSha__ M(A) n ???_!@#$%^ wattd wu h
Dih loeRD dEeW f(O__
Yhew, sides lie > watd
w!LL dAhhh low(e)RD.> dEw 4! yhew, (B) sibe4 liE_- 2. ghett deY aosis oFF! aeGen .
mo-ney doaN -
meen sh_- eiNn nis$SS
siTju weh shA_- shitjooWEH_sha..(n) ation
cuz_-(i)e: caen
.. weht on /own nem mfr$s 2 thell meE!
! sum!ThiN
! SHEd b.N E(..Ng)LI$H_-
Sh_- S.MO_- ....WEE GOda MoVE On_ _
.& GHETT (R) PE-po_L B Ac_ B a.MN . dis iz STL l A h h$iC gaME- neY,p,laeN_ we d joO_ NgS$
(o) yheah.
T`hey<- aR) pe_POLL whOo stLl woNt! joo nG$S 2.b e{n}glis$h owNLEe_-
& NOd> eVa_- doOo coReC-- sh__
>4! yher<, pe-POLL- ..det joo he/lP$ .. brikin hEeR
(heaR.) ye!h'ere > F(o) Kg DA___0
iom tieRD$ &, (D) i sirjess/su'gg'est.. deT jooO< tiReD doV__ BN wro_- __ (ii)
heLLpen ot0heR pe_POLl- wien yhew<-0, sheDd- he/LP$
evr won adT dih samE t!me
(F) Yher<-
LoV_- iz tru $-|- &, w ri___ __ & yhew'm $aiNt P
@#$%^&*lie en naSz MFRS$
1/2
li( en n'A_Z MfrS whoO doaN kaer bowtd no(B)ody bUTT-|-
> jur$ELLV$\
nga s caen maINtain whut 1/2 . &..yhew NO e Da__
>& U< diH pe-POLL- eiNN chorge! Ov! /wri___tes
.. soE wod joo theINK .
yhew<- sh'aA/$ha, B_ theLleN -_ pe_POll
. deht _-_det dit (sheD d BEee! d_fReEnT) _____________________ na! thelL
mee! <-> yhew, godt! heLL.A mo-ney$$$$$$$ & doaN N.O wod tooh! duet iTTd
&, HE(lL.A
POWeR &, conTRoL.L & - sTLL doaN >_No_ woD tiw
Dooo -> s$ePt.> shoo A___- ngas weh
DrOpeN sh_ owNna wr_-o line
ameRKKa eiin nI4sS 2 ghettHeR
ooh! wod Da> bowtd
DAhhH PiLL / p!LL
PheaL______
woD DahH Bowtd DA__piLL 2 chenGE .chAinGe /cha'nGe___
what about thae<- pill.. To:__change a ngas HO)R)moanS$ B .ac
>yhew, beTDA theLLaD__ bhich 2.
* ghett b> ac toh! workkInN (A)__ LaB_
TraN$slaTIOn:___ Ohh! wut Abowtd DA__
PiLL- 2 Cheng aLLa gae pe-PoLL
H(o)RMoaNS$ b.Ac 2 NO(R)maL'L mfr$S
yhew<- Fuh?/( kinN whut diH deV-oL
(clown)
& wriTteN 1/2
cuhSUH< sh)) det Joo woNt
__sh_
yHErORS$__ < blOnGeN 2. yhew, adt aN
eN0-O-c.ENT . ngas (x)peNS$ .>iss s sho- spEndEn jhob ! . 2 cheNgjImM
b. ac since iss shoo_<-
& yher, - k Lan deht.. dit cHainD'S$Z ngas siNna
1(R)st p,laCE.. Mek yher< mo_ney! dooO iTts jhob$
& ha!Va HEA(RT)) -2
> chenge ! D'S$z pe-POLL- b .aC 2 no(R'MA_L
since Shooo > N.oE. dhit
alLla woReds. AR( F(o)keD duP! & 1/2__ _ ___ _
U, mekgim_- betDA'hh_h<- des sho jhOB-_
!! & loern nih. sae>
@#$%^La.b b*hitch ! Joo/ bet DA BEeE! = _ _ow'N'it ___
1, 2.2- 3
!(o) 1!.2.3
U$s hOls<- caen coun -|- !
.. acoounTants caen coUnt.> ngas $ dEF) caen count! >
ol lay Noe :iz dey ghett alOang_- whiT dey g(o)v_- & tieDoV . dey owN maDdnis$
T!me yhew, oLL addmitT iss shO sh_
.OpPS$ ie:ye alLLmo$S fa godt___
..t`hey<-Ahhh-Lidd Daey ch!Ll(D)R(eN._____ 2 sav__ U$S__
& ney<- eN_leD dey ! OwN chIlldren gheTt tHooKInN
{iOm tirred na0. iOam$ tied
yhew< tekg sum sh_ aisuh kind ( guesture /___________ ) 1(r)S$T.. furist
fi(R____ Foe weee oLL gHeT --MA(D)ha
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